Lacrosse Jokes


How does a lacrosse player deliver his messages?
By Air Mail.

Did you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow?
It was rather humerus.

What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

Why do girls like lacrosse players?
Because they carry long poles.

What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?
Catch ya later.

What kind of car does a lacrosse player drive?
A Dodge.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the girls lacrosse team?
Because she kept running away from the ball.

What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line against Notre Dame?
They score.

What do lacrosse players drink?
PenalTea!

Which animal is the best at lacrosse?
A score-pion.

What do you call an goth kid playing lacrosse?
The cutter.

Why do lacrosse players make bad decisions?
Because they think with their poles.

Why is the lacrosse field hot after the game?
Because all the fans have left.

Why can't you play lacrosse in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do a dentist and a lacrosse coach have in common?
They both use drills!

What do you call a nerd playing lacrosse?
A pocket protector.

Why did the company hire a lacrosse player?
They needed help cutting corners.

What happens when a lacrosse player goes blind?
They become a referee.

What do you call a baller playing lacrosse?
Pick "n" Roll.

How do lacrosse players stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans!

Why are lacrosse players never on time?
Because they're always cutting it close.

Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game?
So she could tie the score

What do you call a lacrosse player with a sharp stick?
Cutting edge.

What do you get if you see a lacrosse player buried up to his neck in sand?
More sand

Why are Lacrosse jokes getting dumber and dumber?
Because lacrosse players have started to make them up themselves.

If a lacrosse player no longer wants to date you, expect a fast break-up.

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