Jewish Golfer Joke
One day, a Jew went to play a golf course that advertised they could supply caddies of all types and that they could meet special requirements.
When he arrived at the clubhouse he told the Caddy Master that he wanted a caddy that worked in the Jewish style. This surprised the Caddy master, who had never had that kind of requirement.
Anyway, he called all his caddies together and asked if anyone could help.
After a long silence, a new caddy sitting in a corner said he could.
On the way to the first tee the boy said "Actually, I do not know how to play caddy in the Jewish style, but since I am new I wanted to impress the other caddies. If you teach me how to do it I will charge only half the fee".
The jewish man answered ... "you learn fast ..."