There were three basketball players, one from Duke, North Carolina, and
Michigan State, standing on a burning buildings roof in Indianapolis.
The fire department came with a blanket and yelled to the Duke player
to jump. He jumped and they moved it to the right. He hit the sidewalk with a
splat.
They then called to the North Carolina player to jump. He said that he
wouldn't jump. They said they liked North Carolina better than Duke. So he
jumped and the fire department moved the blanket to the left. The North Carolina
player hit with a splat on the sidewalk.
Then they called to the Michigan State player to jump. He said that he
wouldn't jump. The fire department said they hated Duke and North Carolina. He
yelled back and said, "Lay the blanket down, and then I'll jump!"
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