Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said "I was cleaning in fathers room the other day and do you know what I've found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."
"What did you do?" asked the other nuns.
"I threw them away of course."
"I can top that."said the second nun."I was in fathers room putting laundry away and I found a bunch of condoms."
"Oh my." gasped the other nuns "What did you do?"
Asked the other nuns "I poked holes in all of them of course."
The other nuns fainted.