A boy and a girl sat in Sunday school and the teacher asked "Who died for our sins?"
And the boy poked the girl in the butt with a pin and the girl shouted "Jesus Christ"
And the teacher said good next the teacher asked "Who created the world?"
And the boy poked the girl again and she shouted "God"
And the teacher said good the last question the teacher asked was "What did Eve say to Adam after they had their twenty-seventh child?"
Then the boy poked her with the pin again and she shouted "If you stick that thing in me again ill break it in half."