A little boy is sittin on the sidewalk squishing red ants when a priest walks up.
The priest says "Son what are you doing?" The boy looks up and says "I'm squishing these worthless red ants" and continues to squish them The priest says "Son god made nothin on this earth worthless." The boy continues squishing the ants Finally he looks up and says "Sure he did." The priest replies "Name 3 things god made worthless." The boy sits there for a while thinking still squishing ants finally he looks up and says "Balls on a priest tits on a nun and these god damn red ants."