The preacher's wife was making Sunday dinner, when the preacher walked in the house and says
"That ham smells wonderful."
His wife replies "That's a Dam-Ham."
The preacher was surprised by his wife's use of profanity.
She showed him the wrapper and explained that was the brand name of the ham.
They sat down for dinner and the preacher says to his son, "Son, pass me the dam-ham."
Snd his son replies, "That's the spirit, Pop, now pass me the fucking potatoes"