Last Will And Testament Joke

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A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered all over Macy's.

"Why Macy's?" asked the rabbi.

"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

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