Copy Parrot Joke

A man buys a parrot but the shop owner says "be warned this parrot learns quickly" On the way home they pass two cops who are chasing a criminal one cop say "shoot him down" the parrot says "shoot him down" Later they pass a mechanic he tells hid friend to "pump em up so I can get under" the parrot says "pump em up" Later they pass a carnival one game owner said "hit a big one win a prize" the parrot copied. The next day at church the priest says "God is above us" the parrot says "shoot him down" The priest says "the devil is below us" the parrot said "pump him up" The priest gets annoyed and throws a book at the parrot the parrot ducks and it hits a fat women behind the parrot said "hit a big one win a prize.

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