Confucius Jokes

Confucius says, "Women who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge".

Confucius say, "Man who date Dynamite women get Big Bang out of her."

Confucius Say, "Man with Hard problem, give it to Women".

Confucius says, "War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left."

Confucius says, "Man who dig for watch in toilet, bound to have shitty timing".

Confucius says, 'Man who stand on toilet seat cover, High on Pot".

Confucius says, "Man who drink beer all day, have Wet Dreams all night".

Confucius says, "Man who go to be with hard problem wake up with solution in hand."

Confucius says, "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."

Confucius says, "Man who lay women on ground, get piece at night".

Confucius Says, "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night".

Confucius says,"Man who piss in wind, wind piss back."

Confucius Says,"Man who runs through air port turnstile, backwards, going Bangkock".

Confucius Says, "Man with athletic finger, Make broad Jump".

Confucius say, "Man who chases bus, get exhausted."

Confucius says, "Crowded elevator smell different to little persons."

Confucious says, "Man with a hole in head, absent minded".

Confucius say, "Penis has hole at end, so men can be open Minded."

Confucius says, "Women, who sit in Judges lap, get honorable discharge."

Confucius say, couple who screw in cemetery fucking near dead.

Confucius says, "Man, who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."

Confucius says, "Man who dig in other man's well often catch crabs."

Confucius say, "Man who eat many prunes, get good run for money."

Confucius says, "It take many nails to build crib, one screw to fill it".

Confucius say a penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

Confucius say with Great Power, Comes Great Electricity Bill.

Confucius say, Okay for boy to meet girl in park, but much better for boy to park meat in girl.

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