Choirboy 1: Hi! I have to go to confession today, and I'm a bit worried.
You know this priest a long time already. What would he give for committing sodomy?
Choirboy 2: That's two chocolate bars.
A choir boy sneaks in confession booth and then walks in a nun.
She says "Father forgive for I have sinned I have performed oral sex on someone, tell me my punishment please Father"
The choir boy runs out and finds another choir boy and ask "What does the father give for oral sex"
The other choir boy says "I don't know about you but he gives me a coke and a bag of chips"