If shit happens, it's not really shit.
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Why does this shit always happen to us?
This shit happened before.
Shit happens because you're bad.
Shit happens rama rama.
Send more shit.
Knock knock, shit happens.
There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Shit happens in your mind.
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Let's smoke this shit.
What is shit anyway?
This shit doesn't bother me.