Breakdown Joke


Taoism

Shit happens.

Buddhism

If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam

If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism

Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism

Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism

This shit happened before.

Catholicism

Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna

Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism

Send more shit.

Atheism

No shit.

Jehova's Witness

Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism

There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science

Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism

Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism

Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism

What is shit anyway?

Stoicism

This shit doesn't bother me.

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