Tea Party Mottos Jokes

We Do Not Need New Immigration Laws, We Need To Start Enforcing The Immigration Laws We Already Have

Not Racist, Not Violent and NOT SILENT anymore. We don't need to fire bullets, just politicians.

TEA = Taxed Enough Already ......A Revolution is brewing !!!!

Don't Spread My Wealth ....... Spread My Work Ethic

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job, Depression is when you lose your job, and Recovery is when Obama loses his job.

Republicans believe everyday is the Fourth of July, but the Democrats believe everyday is April 15th.
Ronald Reagan

Impeach Congress, Vote Out All Incumbents In 2010

If America was a car, our 'Check President' warning light would be on.

Don't Tread On Me

We Cannot Fix Stupid, But We Can Vote Them All Out.

We Need Paul Revere To Say The Socialists Are Coming!

I Would Rather Push A Ford Than Drive A Toyota

The Stimulus Has Not Created The Jobs That We Were Promised, The Only Thing It Did Accomplish Was Raising Our National Debt

Impeachment Is The Only Public Option That I Support

How Many Obama Czar's Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.
Ronald Reagan

My Government Spent Trillions And All I Got Was This Lousy President

You Might Be A Liberal If....... You Think That Raising Taxes And Bigger Government Will Help Stimulate The Economy

I Will Keep My Guns And My Bible And You Can Keep Your Change

The fight for health care freedom is not over. Repealing this bill begins by repealing Democrats in November.

Silly Liberals, Paychecks Are For Workers.

If You Think Healthcare Is Expensive Now, Wait Until It Is Free.

Where will Canadians go for good healthcare if we Socialize ours?

Sarah Palin is the best thing that happened to American politics since Ronald Reagan

If You Like To Visit The DMV Than You Will Love Government Run Healthcare

An Army Of Principles Can Penetrate Where An Army Of Soldiers Cannot
Thomas Paine

This is not the 'Lost Decade' this is the 'Lost Presidency'

Somewhere In Illinois There Is A Village Missing An Idiot

It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds.
Sam Adams

What we need is less government, not more of it. We need less spending, less regulation, and less taxes.

The only things certain in life are death and taxes
Benjamin Franklin

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