Tea Party Jokes


What kind of celebration pays down the national debt?
A tea party.

Why are jokes about the Tea Party getting dumber and dumber?
Because Conservatives have started to make them up themselves.

What do you get when you offer a member of the Tea Party a penny for his thoughts?
Change.

What do you call Tea Party Members who support misogynistic candidates like Donald Trump?
Teabaggers

What does the conservative right really want?
Liber-tea.

Why is a Teabagger like a beer bottle?
They're both empty from the neck up.

Why is the Tea Party supporting neurosurgeon Ben Carson?
Because he can remove the part of the brain that believes in Climate Change.

What do you call a talkative conservative?
Chai Tea.

Do you know which dinosaur was a conservative?
Tea-Rex.

What do you call a conservative with a nice rack?
Bust-tea.

How do you bring a conservative down to earth?
Gravi-tea.

What do politicians drink before they shut down the government?
Cruel-tea.

T.E.A.
: Taxed Enough Already.

Late Night Tea Party Jokes
"At the UN, President Obama called on other countries to help us track down and eliminate radicals and extremists. But they told Obama, 'Hey, the tea party is your problem, buddy.'"
-Jay Leno

"88 percent of them had it wrong. And a spokesman for the Teabaggers said, 'We donít want to just be taxed less. We want to be taxed less by a white guy."
-Bill Maher
"These Tea Party groups are very conservative. In fact, 58 percent of Tea Party members now believe Joe Biden is a Muslim."
-Jay Leno

"Well, tomorrow in Nashville, Sarah Palin will speak at the Tea Party Convention. Tickets are $550 apiece. Where are they getting this tea, Starbucks?"
-Jay Leno

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