One day when Clinton was still president he went on a jogging. On his way he ran into a little girl, thinking it would help his stature, he stopped.
He said hello to the girl, and she asked if he would like a little puppy,they're democrats,he said no thanks.
The next week he saw the little girl again and thought what the heck? So he stopped and asked the little girl for a puppy,
"Sorry,Mr.President," she said,
"Last week they were Democrats, but they've opened their eyes know, and they're Republicans."