Mike Pence Jokes

Trump and Pence or as I like to call them "Dumb and Dumb Hair"

What is Mike Pence's favorite Broadway musical?
The Phantom of Oppression.

Have you seen the new musical starring Mike Pence and Donald Trump? It's called "Little White House Of Horrors."

Why does Mike Pence pick his nose?
Because he's the boogeyman.

What is Mike Pence's favorite song?
ICE ICE Baby......

What did rural America tell Donald Trump and Mike Pence?
You're Hired.

Whats Mike Pence's favorite nation?

Why did Donald Trump kiss the frog?
Because he wanted to find his one true Pence.

Mike has a tiny Pence.

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