Q: Why did Senator Joe Biden lose his voice on the campaign trail?
A: A hair plug got stuck in his throat!
Q: What did Joe Biden's advisors do on his first full day as vice president?
A: They spent most of the day watering his hair!
Q: Why shouldn't buy the Joe Biden action figure?
A: It talks and talks and talks. You just can't get the thing to shut up.
Q: Why was Joe Biden happy about his political action figure?
A: The hair is so unrealistic, it looks just like him!
Q: Why does Joe Biden think Hilary Clinton is more qualified than him to be Vice President?
A: She still has her original hair!