Gas Price Jokes

Q: Why isn't a good idea for Republicans in Congress to demand President Bush investigate whether oil companies are now gouging consumers?
A: Republicans asking Republicans to investigate other Republicans. And you know who they're going to blame? The Democrats.

Q: What did Dick Cheney say when his daughter told him she was a lesbian?
A: I'm alright with who you choose to be as long as you drive a gas-guzzling car!

Q: Why shouldn't George W Bush ease environmental regulations to reduce gas prices?
A: It'll backfire and not only will you not be able to drive, you won't be able to breathe either."

Q: What is it like when you put Republicans in Congress in charge of gas gouging legislation?
A: It's like putting Dick Cheney in charge of gun safety."

Q: What is the President Bush's new fitness program to get people walking again?
A: GAS at $3/gallon

Q: Why is George W Bush only speaking to the Amish?
A: Because they are the only group not upset about the high gas prices!

Q: How bad are gas prices in Los Angeles?
A: Guys in Beverly Hills are hiring hookers to siphon gas out of other people's cars.

Q: How bad are gas prices in the motor city (Detroit)?
A: Its so expensive that SUV now stands for sport utility victim.

Q: How does the Republican Congress plan to increase the number of barrels (of oil) produced?
A: By decreasing the size of the barrels!

Q: What is the new gas station payment policy?
A: We will TAKE your Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Deptartment Store cards

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