Eliot Spitzer Jokes

Q: What happened after Governor Eliot Spitzer and his wife stated they needed some time alone now?
A: Senator Larry Craig from Idaho offered his vacation restroom on the lake!

Q: What's the name of the TV Sitcom featuring Eliot Spitzer, his wife, and Ashley?
A: You, Me, and Dupre!

Q: On Ashley's Myspace page it states her first love is music, whats her second love?
A: Having sex with governors for money!

Q: What's worst than having sex with Eliot Spitzer?
A: Other people knowing you had sex with Eliot Spitzer!

Q: What did Eliot Spitzer do on his last day as governor of New York?
A: He left his resignation on the night table with a $300 tip!

Q: Why did New York's Secretary of State return Eliot Spitzer's resignation letter?
A: It was mistakeningly addressed "Dear Penthouse"

Q: What is the highest paying goverment position?
A: Working under Governor Eliot Spitzer!

Q: What was Ashley Alexandre Dupre's nickname for Eliot Spitzer?
A: New York Minute!

Q: Why is it ironic that Democrats, politicans for the working class, (Eliot Spitzer) are paying $5,000 a hour for sex?
A: Republicans are cruising airport bathrooms trying to get it for free (Senator Larry Craig from Idaho).

Q: Why is the report saying Eliot Spitzer was client #9 a little bit decieving?
A: Clients 1 through 8 were Charlie Sheen!

Q: What was Governor Spitzer working on with those fine young ladies?
A: The State of his Union.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Shyster with a Spitzer?
A: A Shitzer!

Q: What goverment position is Eliot Spitzer now running for?
A: Inspector General of the Bunny Ranch in Reno, Nevada.

Q: Why shouldn't we be in a rush to judge Eliot Spitzer?
A: He simply fell for Ashley..... hooker, line, and sinker!

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