Einstein Picasso Bush Joke
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates,
Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but
you
have NO idea what some people will do to sneak into
Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I
have a blackboard and some chalk?"
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and
chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe
with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of
relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE
Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter
asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and
chalk?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a
truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist
you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush.
Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and
Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can
you prove yours?"
George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein
and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."