Weather Pick Up Lines

You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!

If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.

Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

Is your name Summer cuz you are hot!

"Girl, I can give you what a thunderstorm can, 10-12 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for 2 to 3 days!"

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

You're hot enough for both of us during winter.

This morning I saw a beautiful flower...and thought of you.

You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."

It's pretty cold outside. How about we start a bonfire? I'll bring the wood.

Are you the Sun, cause your always making me rise.

It's a perfect night to go skinny dipping, and lucky for you I have a water bed.

Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.

This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you..

I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.

I wrote your name in the sky but the clouds blue it away.
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves wash it away.
I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

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