Video Game Pick Up Lines


Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.

Are you a video game cause I think your my "Destiny"

Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Girl, I got more game than a PS4!

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you

Is your name Joy. Cause I want you to jump on my stick?

Are you made of Diamonds, because I'm digging you.

Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as Obsidian.

Is your daddy Scorpion?, cause when I saw you all I could think is "Come here".

I like to Pikachu when you're naked!

I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you.

My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)

What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?

Hey girl do you play Minecraft? Because if you do I sure wanna play creative with you!

Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.

If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago

Are you an Xbox 360? Cause I'll fuck you till you got 3 red rings.

Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match?

If i was mario, you would be my only star.

You must be from nether, because you are out of this world.

Everytime we meet, I feel like the Creeper in my pants is about to explode.

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.

I'm like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.

I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

How many COD points does it take to unlock you?

Are we playing Minecraft? Cause your like a pressure plate, turning me on.


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