Political Pick Up Lines

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!

Lets role play I'll be Osama, You be a cave, and I'll hide up inside you

My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.

The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH!

"Between 1 and America, how free are you tonight?"

Hi, I'm babe Lincoln, and I'm about to give you the Gettysburg undress.

"I'd like to stage an insurgency campaign in your Kandahar Province."

Hey girl are you a member of the Proletariat? 'Cause I feel an uprising in my lower class.

Are you from Holland? Cuz amster-dayyyuuumm.

Are you from Russia? Cause I'm Putin deez nuts on yo face

Thank you for doing your part to keep this country beautiful.

Do you work for the government? Cause your officially giving me a boner.

If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.

I must be Uncle Sam, because "I want you".

Don't worry if you're only wearing stripes because I'll make you see stars tonight.

I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.

Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you

You wanna play Pearl Harbor... its a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me

Is yur name Atilla cuz you can be my hun anytime!

Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?

Are you from Pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania

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