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I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!
Lets role play I'll be Osama, You be a cave, and I'll hide up inside you
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
You wanna play Pearl Harbor... its a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me
Is yur name Atilla cuz you can be my hun anytime!
Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?
Are you from Pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania
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