Back to: Pick Up Lines
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my princess bride
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him 4 supper
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other!
Let play a game called T.V, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Lets go watch "The Simpsons", you can be Marge and I can take you Homer!"
Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you
Is this a heavy metal band cause girl i wanna ROCK with you!
Is your name Katniss? Because you're starting an uprising in my district.
You go curves like a racetrack, and tonight, I'm gonna be your Ricky Bobby.
You must be worthy, 'cause you can totally lift my hammer.
"Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me."
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!"
They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth, obviously they havenít been in your arms.
"How about you let me put my Malcolm in your middle."
Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!
Your mouth says "Shields Up". But your eyes say "Hull breach imminent"
Want to make my Dark Knight Rise?
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
Girl your eyes are bluer than Heisenbergs Crystal
You just lie there and I, King Leonidas, will impale you with my spear.
The difference between me and Django....This D ain't silent.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon
If you were a transformer. You'd be a hot-o-bot, and you'd be called optimus fine
Roses are red Yoda is green, my lightsaber needs two hands if you know what I mean
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you honey!"
Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.
"They don't call me thumper for nothing!"
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair.
Iím not Rapunzel, but Iíll still let you pull my hair.
Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?
"There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..... "
Baby, If I was a transformer I'd be called Orgasmic Prime.
I'll slime you so good you'll think your on Nickelodeon
Boy: Are you the mother of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson?
Girl: No. Why?
Boy: Because you sure got some good looking twins. (points to her boobs)
How about we make out like Winnie-the-poo and I get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
I wish I was a pokemon master so I could peek-at-chu (pikachu).
"You remind me of my sketchbook, I wanna fill it up with drawings just like I wanna fill up your life with love!"
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?
Click Here for a random Pick Up Line
Click Here for a random Yo Mama Joke
Click Here for a random Dirty Joke
Click Here for a random Ethnic Joke
Click Here for a random Blonde Joke
Click Here for a random Knock Knock Joke
Click Here for a Random Joke (all other categories)