Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines

Game Of Thrones Jokes

Winterfell, but I'll keep you up all night.

The real "Kingslayer" is in my pants.

Did You Know, my penis is made of Valyrian steel.

Girl, if you looked anymore like Emilia Clarke, I would be dragon my balls across your face.

Let's get Stark naked!

I'm Dothraki, I only know how to do it one way.

If only I were that Tyroshi pear brandy you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

I may be an Imp, but I never go limp.

I would conquer the seven kingdoms for you.

Winter isn't the only thing thats coming.

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

Let's do it on the wall.

You look like my sister.

I don't want to be a Queen, I want to be the Queen of your loins.

Is your name Winter, cuz you'll be coming soon.

You must be a White Walker, cause I want you to have my babies.

Are you wildfire, cause I wanna stop drop and roll with you?

Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in my banner and fuck you for glory.

They call me the King of the North, but I'd go south for you.

Can my Direwolf watch?

I want you to stick me with the pointy end.

Who needs Milk of the poppy, when I can have you?

I'm Iron born, I take what's mine.

You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?

I'll show you my Kama Sutra if you show me your Meereenese Knot.

Beauty is only skin deep; Hodor's cock goes much deeper.

My friends call me the Dancing Teacher, so let me dance you into the bedroom.

Moon of My Life
My Sun and Stars

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