For Women Pick Up Lines

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

"That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?

Would you like to go to wonderland...... Him/Yeah! Can I be alice and you the mad hatter?

You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."

Do you sleep on your stomach? Him: NO... You: Can I?

Hey baby...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

If I was in the army, I would blow you away

Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar

Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns

I'm French Horny for your tromboner.

I'm not Rapunzel, but I'll still let you pull my hair.

If a guy asks you "have you got the time?" answer " if you got the energy".

I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?.

Walk up to a guy bend down in front of him and say do these look real?

I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line

I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!

I'll be your can beat me all night long!

Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?

I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

If you were a pole I would dance all over you.

Is your name country crock, cause you can spread for me anytime.

Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"

Hey in my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people can I practice on you?

Girl:want to have a good time
Girl:for you its free

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