Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Don't you work at Hooters?
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
I've only got three months to live.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Aye girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position
You look like Pamela Anderson's sister.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Are you a model?
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.