Chat Up Lines

"I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together."

"When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?"

"Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?" (No Why?) "Cuz I'm diggin' that ass!"

"Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

Are you from Holland? Cuz amster-dayyyuuumm.

Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your boobs.

Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.

Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams."

Boy: "Hi, is your name Google?"
Girl: (No, Why?)
Boy: "Because you have everything I'm looking for!"

Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice

Boy: Girl, whats your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: I have a math test
Girl: What?
Boy: Oh I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on

Boy: Lets play the firetruck game
Girl: How do you play
Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light when you want me to stop
Girl: Okay
Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights!

How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!"

Boy: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Girl: 26!
Boy: I thought there was 21?
Girl: Umm, no!
Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T"

Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz "WII" Would Look Good Together.

If I hired 1,000 artists and made them work for 100 years they still wouldn't be able to paint a picture that is as beautiful as you.

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or me getting you out of them?

Get your coat, love, you've pulled.

"Give me 30 minutes over lunch, and i will win your heart, as you have already won mine."

Hey beautiful, they call me Jolly Rancher cause I stay hard for a long time!

Do you want to come up to see my collection of brilliant speeches to convince you to take off your clothes?

"I had two wonderful pickup lines. then i realized you deserve better. Hello, I'm Preston."

Yawning Girl Pick Up Lines "I'm tired too. We should sleep together!"

How come i know the hundreds of digits of Pi, but not the 7 digits of your phone number?

"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

"Look you little Juicy Fruit, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?”

"How about I grab your delicious Mounds, pull down your Snickers and put my Butterfinger up your tight little Kit Kat until you scream Oh Henry!

"Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be."

Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.

If I were a gardener, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together.

I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.

‘Are you a parking ticket coz you got fine written all over you?'

Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.

Girl, your so hot my zipper is falling for you! (make her look)

Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're so dope.

Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?

I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a chat up line.

Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.

"Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) "Cause you're just my type!"

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D"

I'm not a photographer.....but I can picture us together.

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.

"Girl, I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't got past your eyes!"

You smell like trash, can I take you out?

Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.

Boy: "Nickel for your thoughts?"
Girl: "I thought it was a penny"
Boy: "I think your thoughts are worth more!"

If I was a cat I'd spend all my 9 lives with you."

"Girl, I can give you what a thunderstorm can, 10-12 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for 2 to 3 days!"

"You've been naughty go to your room, but if you want to be naughtier go to mine."

"Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?"

"Damn girl, you remind me of a green bottle. Because I wanna Mount and Do you!"

Boy: Close your eyes.
Girl: K
Boy: What do you see?
Girl: Nothin.
Boy: That's my life without you.

I was looking up at the stars last night and I was thinking of every reason I love you.
I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

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