Celebrity Pick Up Lines


Girl, you remind me of Jason Derulo, because every-time we meet I want to sing your name!

"Let's play a love game, I'll be Alejandro, you can be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick!

"Hey babe we go together like Lady Gaga and #1 records!"

"Baby girl, your like Taylor Swifts single "You Belong with Me" (Why's that?) Cause I just can't get you out of my head!

"Hi, am I mistaken or is Justin Bieber's song "Baby" about you?"

Is your name Katniss, cuz you're starting an uprising in MY district.

Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Taylor Lautner and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me"

Are you related to Johnny Depp?" (Why?) "Everytime you get near me my heart pounds and I want to scream!

I will be a dixie chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!

Is your name Ariana cause that ass is grande.

Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you

Are you're legs dancing to Taylor Swift, Because it looks like they are never ever getting back together

I'm no Tiger Woods, but I am a Tiger, and I have Wood

Do you like Basketball? Because I would like to show you my Magic Johnson

"Why, sure!" "Hello! I've just been elected President Of The United States! Care to come sit on my Oval Office?" "Okay!"

Are you the daughter of Willy Wonka because you look delicious

Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.

Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.

"How about you let me put my Malcolm in your middle."

When you find Waldo is when I'll stop loving you , but if you find him then I'll stop loving you when Justin Bieber hits puberty.

I'm like Harry Houdini, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

Girl You Remind Me Of Candy Clark Cause You Sure Got A Sweet Ass !

Hey girl do you wanna dance cos you make my testicals do the macarena

Have you met Ted?

Are you Halle Berry?(girl:no!) well then you have to besome kinda of movie star

If I were Peter Pan You would be my happy thought.

If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?

"You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie."

"Girl, if you were a transformer, you'd be a hot-o-bot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

I'm no David Blaine but i can do magic in bed

Bond. James Bond.

Trying to Pick Up Celebrity Pick Up Lines:

Go up to one or more of the Desparate Housewives (Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, etc)
How about you and me go out on a date and we can do a sequel called Satsisfied Housewives

Fergi from the Black Eyed Peas
Hey Fergi we have so much in common, I love girls with junk in their trunk

(to a baseball player)
Girl: are you a catcher?
Guy: no or yes, why?
Girl: cause you definitely caught my eye!


Teeny Bop Pick Up Lines:

"Hi, am I mistaken or is Justin Bieber's song "Baby" about you?"

"Hey there beautiful, would you make out with me if I told you that I stole Austin Mahones chapstick"

"Let's play Celebrity Dogs, I'll be Justin Bieber's Papillon, you can be Selena Gomez's Husky Mix, and I'll bury my bone in your backyard!"

"Let's play One Direction Mall Tour, you be a group fierce teens and I'll throw you some white meat!"

"Hey baby girl my name is Bustin Drew Jieber, and I'm just like an Altoids mint, Small, White and Curiously Strong."

"Baby girl, U and I are like Justin Bieber and glass doors, I can't move without falling for you first!"

"Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Harry Styles and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me"

"Are you related to Harry Styles?" (Why?) "Everytime you get near me my heart pounds and I want to scream!"

Girl, If I was Justin Bieber, I'd follow you on twitter, DM you my phone number, and sing "I just need somebody to loooove" when you called!

"Let's play doctor, you come down with Bieber Fever and I'll give you a full body exam!"

Hey, whats your name gorgeous?" "Selena, and yours?" "Justin Bieber, now don't forget that because you'll be screaming it later"

"Baby girl, your like Pharrell Williams single "Happy"......Cause I just can't get you out of my head."

Hey babe we go together like One Direction and #1 records!

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