Bookish Pick Up Lines

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.

I used to be able to recite the English alphabet till we met, now I can't get past u

Are you my favorite book, cause when I think about you I touch my shelf.

You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.

Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?

Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.

Are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary?

Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

I wanna stick my "Sorcerer's Stone" in your "Chamber of Secrets" and release "The Prisoner of Azkaban" into your "Goblet of Fire" giving the "Order of the Phoenix" making my "Half Blood Prince" rise and give you the "Deathly Hallows"

If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That's why I had to use a simile.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

Are you from Narnia? 'coz you sure make my lion roar.

I heard you're a Gryffinwhore (Why?) Because you let every wizard Slytherin!

I wrote your name in the sky but the clouds blue it away.
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves wash it away.
I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

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