Farting in a small elevator packed with people... YOLO!
Peeing in your best friends shower....YOLO!
Stealing ex girlfriend's TV remote and driving by her house everyday and changing the channel...YOLO!
Taking a blow up doll out to dinner at a fancy restaurant...YOLO!
Paying strippers with fake boobs monopoly money....YOLO!
Hindu people who don't believe in reincarnation... YOLO?
Trust falling onto random people...YOLO
Condom broke..just kept going...YOLO
Smearing habanero pepper on door handles at school...YOLO!
Auditioning for American Idol using sign language...YOLO!
Going Trick or Treating in July....YOLO!
You see a Police Officer and you decide to run....YOLO!
Starting out as a tight end, showering at Penn State, then becoming a wide receiver ...#YOLO
Screaming YOLO at a funeral
Taking fresh dog poop and rubbing it on your neighbors car door handles...YOLO
Throwing my dell laptop in the ocean so it's Adele rolling in the deep...YOLO
Due tomorrow = Do tomorrow...YOLO
Head banging to choir songs at church....YOLO!
Put Nair in my ex-girlfriends shampoo bottle....YOLO!
Ran out of milk, eating a bowl of cereal anyways....YOLO
Giving your friends "Mexican" ice cubes in their drinks (ice cubes with bugs inside)....YOLO!
Using my universal remote at school and pissing off my teachers...YOLO!
Putting Pop Rocks in my cats kitty litter....YOLO!
Gluing quarters to the ground at the mall and laughing at the people that try to pick them up...YOLO!
Asking Overweight Men and Women when their baby is due....YOLO!
I took the red pill rather than the blue pill...YOLO
Making a trail of tomato juice leading to the restrooms at school...YOLO
Jumping on a tempurpedic mattress until the glass of wine falls over....YOLO
Walking through a drive-thru...YOLO!
SeductiveIy looking at a gay man while eating a banana...YOLO
Farting on your friends pillow case before she goes to bed...YOLO
Taking a dump in the school sink...YOLO
Bowling Friday night with a bag of marbles....YOLO!
Pale white at the beach without sunscreen....YOLO!
Taking a dump in the fitting rooms...YOLO!
Trying to stain stainless steel....YOLO!
Flipping off the teacher when she's not looking....YOLO
Farting loudly in class without caring or any acknowledgement...YOLO
Texting while driving....YOLO!
Going to prom dressed as a transvestite....YOLO
Gluing a traffic cone to your head and telling people you're a unicorn...YOLO
Putting my drunk Jewish friend in the oven....YOLO!
When my girlfriend asked me to have sex with her I didn't... YOLO
Growing a hitler mustache, then going to a bar-mitzvah...YOLO
Dressing up as a robber and breaking into my own house...YOLO
Cop asks for papers, you say "SCISSORS I WIN" and drive off....YOLO
Lathering my naked body with butter and running around the beach....YOLO!
I like my women like I like my trucks, big, loud, and durable....YOLO
Playing Four Square with a bowling Ball...YOLO!
Taking a small hypodermic needle and injecting hot sauce into parents food...YOLO
Dear YOLO, You wish you could be as cool as me. Sincerely, Hakuna Matata.