A man was walking in the woods looking for his ex-wifes summer home and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks.
He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for.
She replied that everyone in the world had a clock, and every time you told a lie your clock advanced a second.
He saw a clock that was hardly moving and when he remarked about it he was told that it was Mother Terisia's.
He then asked where his Ex-Wife's clock was.
The woman replied "It's in the kitchen, we're using it as a ceiling fan."