Teacher Jokes

Funny Teacher Jokes:

What do you call a friendly school?
Hi School !

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils!

Teachers always tell us to follow our dreams....BUT yet they don't let us sleep in class.

Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
Because he swept her off her feet!

What is the Great Depression?
when you get a bad grade in history

If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on?
The scholar ships.

Teacher: Why were you late?
Student: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Teacher: You mean you need to sleep at home too!

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