Super Mario Jokes
What did Mario say to Princess Peach?
What doesn't kill you makes you smaller.
Why couldn't Mario get a man cave?
He didn't have mushroom.
How to Koopas communicate?
They use a Shell-phone!
What is Mario's favorite musical?
Mamma Mia
What happens when you bring a koopa troopa to a party?
It becomes a shellebration.
Why did Princess Peach cross the road?
She was playing Mario Kart and not wearing her seatbelt.
What does Wart drink?
Hot Croako.
Why did Mario cross the road?
Because he couldn t find the warp zone!
What is Warts favorite game?
Hop-scotch.
What kind of music does Wart listen to?
Hip Hop.
Why does Mario want to be a celebrity?
Because being a star makes you invincible.
What did the green mushroom say to Luigi?
Get a life!
What does Mario and Luigi smoke?
Wiid
What do you get when you cross Rosie the Riveter and Super Mario?
A princess that can save herself.
Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
Don't be racist, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican.
Don't you hate it when you call a plumber and all he does is eat mushrooms and kill your turtles?
I mustache Mario a question but I'll shave it for later.
What if Princess Peach wants to be with Bowser and Mario keeps kidnapping her?
What did the Super Nintendo say to the Sega Genesis?
"You know, everyone always tells me that I'm a bit better than you."
I think Mario jokes are just Fawful.
Friend: I wasn't that drunk
Me: Dude! You gave a mushroom to a midget and said "Grow Mario! Grow!"