Nickelodeon Jokes


Why did Mr. Krabs buy so many clocks?
Because time is money.

What doesn't Mr. Krabs celebrate Christmas?
Cause he's "Shell-Fish"

When does Denzel Washington have to hang out with Rugrats?
Potty Training Day.

What Nickelodeon cartoon does P Diddy watch?
The Notorious Peppa P.I.G.

What is Captain Man's favorite part of the joke?
The "Punch" line.

What is Bella Dawson's spirit animal?
A Score-pion.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Why did Trump threaten to shut down the Nickelodeon channel?
Because they couldn't find Dora's papers.

Why did Kid Danger flush the toilet?
Because it was his duty!

How does Spongebob tie a rope?
With a sqaure knot.

In her latest arrest it is reported Amanda Bynes shouted at police: "Don't you know who I am?"
They responded, "No, but we know who you were."

Amanda Bynes legally changed her name to "Da Bynes" because she's an independent woman who doesn't need "aman"

Why does no one on icarly have a dad?

I'm moody like Squidward, a bit dumb like Patrick & sometimes a little selfish like Mr.Krabs but Ill always be here for u just like Spongebob Emotionally... I'm done.

Your so cheap that you make Mr. Krabs look generous.

Adele might set fire to rain... But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.

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