A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the
wedding, laid down the following rules:
"Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I
don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table
unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules! Any comments?"
His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that
there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or
not."
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