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A married man and his secretary were having torrid affair. One afternoon
they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where
they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished,
they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock. They got dressed quickly.
Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on
the lawn. Bewildered, she did as he asked thinking him pretty weird.
The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door. Upset, she asked
where he'd been. The man replied, "I cannot tell a lie. My secretary and I
are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the
afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."
The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes and yelled, "I can see
those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU DAMN LIAR!
You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"
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