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You Might Be A Lawyer If........

The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.

You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.

Your other car is a BMW.

You see the paramedics place a guy into an ambulance and the first thing you think about is "I wonder if he has an attorney?"

When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

You see a guy choking, but refuse to help because you know of the legal ramifications!

Your neighbor complains to you for an hour about one of your kids and a week later you send him a bill!

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