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An elementary school teacher asks her students what their parents did for a living. "Michael, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Michael stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Sloan?"
Sloan shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Sloan," said the teacher. "What about your father, Alex?"
Alex proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she calls Alex's house.
Alex's father answers the phone. The teacher explains what his son had said and asks if there might be some logical explanation.
Alex's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a six-year-old?"
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