Three doctors were standing around and started talking about which patients were the easiest to operate on.
The first doctor says "Germans, because everything inside is neat and orderly and always in its place."
The second doctor said "Japanese patients, because you open them up and all there is is a circuit board to interchange."
"No! No! You're both wrong", said the third doctor," Lawyers are the easiest to operate on. They,re gutless. The only organs they have are lips and assholes..... and those are interchangeable!"