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A man sits down at a bar, looks into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.

A few minutes later, the man again peeks into his pocket and ordered another double.

This routine repeats itself for some time, until after looking into his pocket, the man tells the bartender he’s had enough.

The bartender says, "I’ve got to ask you. What’s with the pocket business?"

"Oh," said the man, "I have my lawyer’s picture in here, and when he starts to look honest, I know I’ve had enough."

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