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Money for The Deceased Joke


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A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker gather by a coffin containing the body of an old friend.

In his grief, one of the three says, "In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they’ll have something to spend over there."

They all agree that this is appropriate.

The banker drops a hundred dollar bill into the casket, and the car salesman does the same. The lawyer takes out the bills and writes a check for $300.
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