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A lawyer was driving his brand new Porsche down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my Porsche, I love my Porsche." Focusing on the features and gadgets in the car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree.

He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My Porsche! My Porsche!" he sobbed.

A passer-by drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

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