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The United Way in small town is looking to reach it's fundraising goals for the year.
A volunteer reads the paper and finds out that the most successful lawyer in the whole town makes about $600,000 a year so the volunteer thought, "Why not call him up?"
He calls up the lawyer.
"Sir, according to our research you haven't made a contribution to the United Way, would you like to help out the community and do so now?"
The lawyer responds, "A contribution? Does your research show that I have a mother crohn's disease who requires expensive surgery once a year just to stay alive?"
The worker is feeling a bit embarrassed and says, "Well, no sir, I'm..."
"Does your research show that my sister's husband was killed in a car accident? She has three young children and no means of support!"
The worker is feeling quite embarrassed at this point. "I'm terribly sorry..."
"Does your research show that my brother broke his neck on the job and now requires a full time nurse to have any kind of normal life?"
The worker is completely humiliated at this point. "I am sorry sir, please forgive me..."
"The audacity of you people! I don't give them anything, so why should I give it to you!"
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