Funny Journalist Jokes:
Q: What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?
A: A common tater !
Q: Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?
A: A cub reporter.
George W Bush
George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.
The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac River".
The Washington Time : "Bush's conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat".
NPR : "Bush can't swim"!