Firefighter One Liners Joke

Q. Why doesn't a fire chief look out the window in the morning?
A. Because then he wouldn't have anything to do in the afternoon.

Q. How do you put out a fire?
A. Take away one part of the fire tetrahedron, or the chief.

Q. How can you tell when a firefighter is dead????
A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Q: What kind of women do firefighters get?
A: Only hose.

Q. What does CHAOS stand for?
A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and 3 to chop a hole in the roof.

Q. A Mexican fireman had two sons. What did he name them?
A. Hosea and Hoseb

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