Firefighter One Liners Joke

Q. Why doesn't a fire chief look out the window in the morning?
A. Because then he wouldn't have anything to do in the afternoon.

Q. How do you put out a fire?
A. Take away one part of the fire tetrahedron, or the chief.

Q. How can you tell when a firefighter is dead????
A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Q. What does CHAOS stand for?
A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and 3 to chop a hole in the roof.

Q. A Mexican fireman had two sons. What did he name them?
A. Hosea and Hoseb

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