Q: What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
A: Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command.
Q: What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?
A: They've both had Downey Juniors
Q: What is it called when Iron Man does a cart wheel?
A: A Ferrous Wheel!
Q: What's the difference between Iron Man and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: What do you call iron man without his suit?
A: Stark naked!
Q: What is Iron Mans favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!
Q: What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?
A: "Don't bug me."
Q: Why did Iron Man flush the toilet?
A: Because it was his duty!
Q: What's Tony Stark's favorite movie?
A: Ferrous Bueller.
Q: What does Iron Man put in his beverages?
A: Just ice.
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls.
Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Iron Man to see if wanted to grab a couple of beers. Iron Man told him he had a date with Black Widow.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder woman's apartment to see If she was free.
As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.
Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening."
So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"
"NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
There is a big room with four corners.
In the first corner, you find Captain America.
In the second corner you find Thor.
In the third corner you find Iron Man.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Q:Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: None, because none of these characters exist.