Q: Why was Hawkgirl upset with the Metropolis Police Dept.?
A: Because they forced her to give up her mace for a can of pepper spray
Q: Why doesn't the Hawkgirl communicate with birds?
A: Because talk is CHEAP..
Q: Why did Hawkgirl refuse to date Mr. Freeze?
A: He gave her the cold shoulder.
Q: What is Hawkgirls favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!
Q: What did Hawkgirl say to Spider Man?
A: "Don't bug me."
Q: Why did Hawkgirl flush the toilet?
A: Because it was her duty!
Q: What's the difference between Hawkgirl and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: What does Hawkgirl put in her beverages?
A: Just ice.
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls.
Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Green Lantern to see if wanted to grab a couple of beers. Green Lantern told him he had a date with Hawkgirl.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder woman's apartment to see If she was free.
As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.
Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening."
So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"
"NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
There is a big room with four corners.
In the first corner, you find Superman.
In the second corner you find Batman.
In the third corner you find Hawkgirl.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Q:Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: None, because none of these characters exist.