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Minnie Pearl Stand Up Jokes
At my age it's a pleasure to be anywhere
There was a little boy who was acting up something horrible. His mother warned him if he didn't stop, she was gonna have to give him a whippin'! Well, he kept on misbehaving until his mom finally said, "That's it!" and she proceeded to give him the spanking of his life. The little boy went crying all the way upstairs, ran into his mom's bedroom, stood in front of her full-length mirror and dropped his britches. After taking one look he went," Hmph!"
Then he marched straight back downstairs and to his mom and announced, "Boy, I sure hope you're happy! You cracked it!"
Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!
The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.
We have boys now, and men, in the rock and roll business and all the show business, who have this reaction on women. They scream. They yell. They do all sorts of wild things.
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