"Government officials in California have started paying a $1 fine each
time they use a word that is difficult for a taxpayer to understand. In a
related story, Governor Schwarzenegger now owes $50,000."
"Yesterday in California Michael Jackson was found not guilty of all ten
counts and, when he heard the verdict, even Michael said, 'That jury is
crazy.'"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger was supposed to give a speech to California's
voters but it was bumped so that the Michael Jackson verdict could be televised.
Arnold was really upset and said 'If I can't speak to the voters, how are they
supposed to not understand me?'"
"The latest rumor in Hollywood that actress Jennifer Garner is pregnant
with Ben Affleck's baby. Which means Affleck has finally had a successful
release."
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